Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.
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Nikki Sixx
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Robin McLaurin Williams
I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking, " I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is, " Sadie said. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>She sat back in her chair. "First you have your...
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Michael Thomas Ford
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade...
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Ayn Rand
I don't like the way people cherish the ghetto, as if it’s some royal palace, or kingdom. I also don't like the way people treat each other in the ghetto. It is really hard to find love, trust, and respect. You don't find too many...
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Delano Johnson
More Quotes By Lenny Bruce
There are never enough 'I love you's.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.
